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captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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Arabic Calculator

A calculator that has a peculiar attachment, usually Semtex in the form of C4, which is wired to the calculator in such a way that a value input into the calculator causes it to start a timer or directly cause the ignition of the explosive element, causing severe damages to property, and personnel.
e.g "My friend Mahmoud used his calculator in maths class and the school blew up"
Person 1: Could you please take out your calculators for this lesson?
Person 2: Alright (in the motion of taking out Arabic calculator)
Person 3: (Profuse screaming and inciting of panic)
Person 2: (Explodes)
by YaBoiDarkstreamer November 7, 2022
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Calculator

I just bought a new calculator, I can't wait to use it.
by MackDaddy45234 June 3, 2010
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calculata

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009
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Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008
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Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!
Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!
by Brendan Thomas December 25, 2007
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calculated risk

A chance taken after careful estimation of the probable outcome.
Taking their dispute to arbitration was definitely a calculated risk .
by santidal December 20, 2013
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