Caillou

The bald cancer boi who lives in germany

I’m in love with Caillou

by Caillousmommy July 11, 2021

Caillou

A tantrum throwing cunt! It is so fucking stupid his dad Boris does nothing to calm him the fuck down & punish him for his shitty behaviour! You piece of shit! Shushing a shitty altered cunty child is not fucking enough! The hatebase of Caillou is looking forward to Boris assaulting him with a drill gun!

It was used to get more info about that shitty cunt Caillou

by Mr.Dangar May 16, 2020

Caillou

Caillou is bald because Sophie snatched his weave.

Why is caillou bald?
Sophie snatched his weave

by Skinniestteletubbie March 15, 2019

caillou

someone that isn't great to anyone else but the forever character .

why are you searching caillou's name in the urban dictionary , silly .

by axtrilll June 16, 2016

caillou

He's just a kid who's four, each day he grows some more, he likes exploring he's Caillou
So many things to do, each day is something new, he'll share them with you he's Caillou

I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou.

by kekekekkekke July 25, 2018

Caillou

I’m so gay for Caillou, I want to bang him so hard. I wanna grab that tiny dick of his and suck until he cries. His bald head is an advantage because when eating out a woman he can rub his head on her clit to get her off way better. His dick is 15cm when soft and 18 when hard, he bangs his sister Rosie everyday!

Lindsay:I’m gay for Caillou
Any normal person: what the fuck!!!!!

by DenseCabbage June 3, 2019

Caillou

The term to reference the high version of you. Caillou is an alternate term for "High you," referring to the high version of yourself.

My Caillou is always happy.
My Caillou makes me food.

by GiordanoHimself July 5, 2015