umbrella cafe

a hotdog stand or cart.

"Let's take the new intern out for lunch, somewhere real fancy like the umbrella cafe, for a tube steak."

by RJDeMarx January 30, 2007

Y cafe

When you go down on a girl, you're eating at the Y cafe' because her legs form a Y.

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I ate at the Y cafe.

by Tiffany. July 19, 2006

Floppa's Cafe

demented. everyone here sucks. i actually hate them all. why does this place exist.

i hope Floppa's Cafe burns to the ground in the most gruesome way possible.

by timidThatcher March 15, 2021

Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.

"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!

by Bill in the back April 29, 2005

Doujin cafe

The most epic doujin music server on discord.

DudeA: Hey, are you in doujin cafe?
DudeB: Yeah man, it's epic!

by anon0087 January 17, 2022

e2 cafe

Now a cesspool of normies, unoriginal content creators, and cafe kindergartens, the e2 cafe is a miniforum on a game called 'transformice.' Its spark first lighted in 2015, where funny and original shitposts dwelled the cafe. Now, it is full of oversensitive fucks who either say something unfunny and unoriginal, or point out that something you said was unfunny.

Fuck the e2 cafe.

Hey bro have you ever been on the e2 cafe

"What's that?"

h

by crazyfurpiss November 27, 2017

hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017