CAFE M

Cafe M is a posh word to describe Mcdonalds.
Oh my god, I cant believe how hungover I am. The only thing that will sort me out is a Cafe M.

Lets go to Cafe M and discuss the cheeky boys from last night.
by letmehooveryou January 28, 2010
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Y cafe

When you go down on a girl, you're eating at the Y cafe' because her legs form a Y.
Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I ate at the Y cafe.
by Tiffany. July 19, 2006
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Floppa's Cafe

demented. everyone here sucks. i actually hate them all. why does this place exist.
i hope Floppa's Cafe burns to the ground in the most gruesome way possible.
by timidThatcher March 15, 2021
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Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.
"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!
by Bill in the back April 29, 2005
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Doujin cafe

The most epic doujin music server on discord.
DudeA: Hey, are you in doujin cafe?
DudeB: Yeah man, it's epic!
by anon0087 January 18, 2022
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Target Cafe

A place inside Target Stores where people with manners of a slopped hogs go to order and eat food.Then after eating mess is just left behind,including food that Target does not sell.Shopping carts are used to block entire isles of tables so other Target Guests cannot get in or out of them.Children of Target Guests are allowed to scream and throw food,and also given permission to run their greasy fingers all over the windows.Over filled Icee drinks litter the countertops and floors
That Target Cafe looks like a fraternity food fight happened in there!It's so Targhetto!
by chmpbmxgirl May 28, 2015
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e2 cafe

Now a cesspool of normies, unoriginal content creators, and cafe kindergartens, the e2 cafe is a miniforum on a game called 'transformice.' Its spark first lighted in 2015, where funny and original shitposts dwelled the cafe. Now, it is full of oversensitive fucks who either say something unfunny and unoriginal, or point out that something you said was unfunny.

Fuck the e2 cafe.
Hey bro have you ever been on the e2 cafe

"What's that?"

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by crazyfurpiss November 28, 2017
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