he's got the biggest most throbbing ego he thinks he's active but he usually stays inside all day they usually wear leather jackets their always slouching even if you tell them to stand up strait most of them sit in a awkward way they can usually be friends with them but their usually awkward and has the biggest dick
by bruticus104 October 8, 2017
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Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.
Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.
by Goose9988 November 16, 2012
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don't say mayple, there is a cadanian over there
by AWESOMENT November 5, 2016
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Get the Cardan mug.like the male version but for them females who have the great fortune of being named caelan. as a female named caelan, everything is true, for the most part. but instead of huge cocks we have big asses and curvaceous bodies. usually not straight whether that be bi, pan, or full on gay.. you got it whether u admit to it or not. we have double digit body counts too. jk thats a lie. its only 9.
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