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champagne socialist

AOC partying with the elite at the met gala is the perfect example of what a champagne socialist she is.
by tired pleb September 16, 2021
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champagne head

1. The sense of near-delirium or "rush" one suffers when, having consumed a considerable amount of champagne (or sparkling white whine), one rises from a sitting position with undue haste.

2. The technique by which a provider of oral sex maintains a reasonable amount of champagne (or sparkling white whine) in the reservoirs of the mouth, so as to combine the sensations of pleasure (by providing fellatio, or "oral sexual gratification") and pain (by allowing the champagne {or sparkling white wine} to come into contact with the most sensitive areas of the penis or clitoris.

3. A party, weekend, or vacation goal, referring primarily to a sustained state of mild intoxication, or "buzz."
1. Rae cracked her head on the coffee table when her champagne head caused her to lose her balance.

2. Yo, man, I saw stars and fireworks and shit when SallieMae gave me some killer champagne head last night, yo.

3. God, I hope I can crest on some champagne head til I crash on Sunday night, holler.
by Howard O. San Sebastian April 12, 2008
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Champagne Idealist

An artist or actor who always use the same crap about peace, love, ecology etc.in songs or movies to make conscience, but doesn't practices what he preaches. He has a rich lifestyle, divorced many times, and consumes products and services without thinking in global warming like everyone else.
I'm sick of people who thinks John Lennon is an inspiration, he got rich selling records like every artist and had a shit personal life. He was just a Champagne Idealist who brainwashed the people with the "peace and love I'll save the world" shit.
by Alan HerIb September 8, 2007
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champagne brain

the crazy, severe hangover you get the morning after ballin out of control and consuming copious amounts of champagne.
The very painful, main symptom that occurs whilst experiencing a champagne brain is the unmistakable feeling that the bubbles from the drink are eating your brain alive.
After Michelle finished having it rain on her, Diddy bought her 5 bottles of Cristal. Too bad they both woke up with champagne brain.
by saschakhan June 19, 2008
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champagne-shit

v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.
Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"

Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
by BananaChem August 21, 2010
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champagne campaign

when you are feeling drunk so ur campaign (game) is much better.
Hey man, how'd it go with the ladies at the club last night.

I was on my champagne campaign.
by TwoTone530 November 4, 2010
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Champagne Enema

This sex trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. About half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. A fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients anus and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.Give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. Champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.
"Sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of Tylenol won't correct....where is that bathroom...yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp OK i have cramps.
by DaynaS January 13, 2009
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