bungee jumping

when you jump from a cliff with a rubber string attached to you so you dont hit the ground and die in a bloody mess of organs on the ground

me: i'm never going bungee jumping, i'm alive because of a broken rubber, i 'aint dying because of another

by snickersneak November 27, 2013

Battle of the Bulge

The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.

I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.

by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004

Bulge check

1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)

First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"

Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."

First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."

by Jack Offa September 5, 2010

Cock Bulge

When a man wears pants ill-suited for the gargantuan package bestowed upon him by whatever God he believes in.

Chuck Norris leaned over and whispered into Dean's ear, "Check out Erik's monster cock bulge".

by Erik Schardin January 3, 2008

bungee

To leave a place with the intention of returning.

We're gonna bungee off this place, we'll see you in an hour.

by scantee March 30, 2005

Bungees

Pajamas or comfy clothing you wear at home. Not always fashionable.

When we get home, let's see who can get into their bungees first. Bungee race!

by Nathxn January 4, 2014

baseball bulge

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy

Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.

by Chicksdigthelongball August 4, 2012