wow-browed

Having sexual relations with a woman from behind, with her face rubbing against the carpet so vigorously, that her eye-brows come off.

Hey beautiful, what happened? I was banged so hard I got wow-browed. He actually fucked my eyebrows off.

by Jmc11 December 30, 2014

Bropel

pronoun - flavored water specifically formulated for bros.

Bropel, fitness water, now with Brotein. Filtered using reverse osbrosis.

by wijiwang August 4, 2008

Bropen Brolationship

A brolationship between two inseparable bros that allows for other bros to join the intense bro-bond. Unlike most open relationships, a bropen brolationship allows for an endless amount of bros to join (if they are worthy).

Dude 1: Bro, you've been bros with John for 5 years now; you sure he's alright with you broing it up with me so often?

Dude 2: It's cool bro; we're in a bropen brolationship!

by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012

brokedick

Non-functional or inoperative. (TU)

Leander's headcatch was brokedick so this years bred heifers weren't gonna get palpated or Ivomec-ed.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

broted

a bro who voted

If a bro casts a vote for anything, he broted

by Beanwaffle3 November 4, 2014

bropen

Just the simple act of opening something, but with more force; as a bro would do it. If you can't open it, bropen it

"Dude could you help me open this box of wheat thins?"

"Sure, but did you try bropening it?"
"What?!"

"If you can't open something, bropen it. Here, give it to me."

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015

Broed

When a girl gets rejected by a guy and gets put into the bro zone

I'm so Broed

by Evidentsinger14 February 27, 2018