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Bronze Trophy

A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).
"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."
by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014
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bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.
I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.
by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019
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Brent Bronze

an ancient greek deity that was known as the demi god of war, being son of Kratos. his name comes from the bronze that the greece used in war.
Guy 1: *prays to Brent Bronze*

Guy 2: dang he sure is from greece
by dewb May 7, 2018
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Bronze Miner

Ingram: Luis is a bronze miner
Luis: I heard that!!!
by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 23, 2021
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Road to bronze

An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.
Riley killed himself because the road to bronze was to challenging.
by Dildoshaggens September 1, 2021
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Out Bronzed

When you're at a bar and talking to a girl/guy or their group and someone more attractive than you with less depth of character steals their attention with nothing more than a better body and fake bronze tan.

No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.
Dude, I don't even go to the bar. Every time I do I just get out bronzed.
by TickTalk October 29, 2011
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brains bronze

A word for a rather dire or hopeless situation which is then put through a smart or rough idea
Scottie tried to solo a dou in fortnite, what a brains bronze situation
by Aden_but_its_allowed March 15, 2023
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