brided

u say my dog is going to be groomed, but what if he wants to be brided? how dare u assume his sexualality

i would like to get my dog brided

by UrbanMaster November 7, 2017

Brisdom

Wisdom in which a man may only obtain from his bro. He may ask for advice pertaining to anything from girl troubles, to what beer to drink.

'Hey man, I'm in need of some serious brisdom."

"Yeah sure bro, what do you need?"

"Well I'm not sure which beer will get me more drunk..."

by Captain Testosterone April 24, 2010

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004

brisent

brisent is a new norwegian word for a little cold wind blowing around

"det er litt brisent her"

by marie247 August 1, 2007

Brisexual

Being bisexual and in denial at the same time

Eurgh ur so bisexual,
er no i'm not
Ah so Brisexual then

by mwoilisssa December 11, 2006

Bruised Bananas

A "chinese banana" who acts black.

I saw some Bruised Bananas called Azn Pride

by TheNeonRaindeer February 4, 2003

bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 24, 2010