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Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.
Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.
by Qoylurani October 31, 2010
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Bringed

The past tense of "bring" used by people who don't know the word "bought." This is because they use the word "brought" when they actually mean "bought." This phenomenon does not appear to exist outside of Australia and New Zealand.
That new Holden I brought last week just arrived at the dealership yesterday and I just bringed it home this morning.
by Makubukuru Pro July 7, 2018
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binded

all hosed up, extrememely fucked up
That ass Paul binded up the oak.
by NinoBrown June 29, 2006
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Branded

If you have sex with someone named, "Brandon", You have just been Branded!
Some fucko named, "Brandon": "Hey dude I just tapped that ass!"

Brandon's friend: " You mean that bitch just got Branded?"

Some Chick: " Ugh I really wish I wouldn't have slept with that Brandon guy last night!"

Chick's Friend: "Girl, Don't be tellin me you been Branded!"
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blindedly

by thegaybeef February 25, 2004
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snow blinded

when a man is receiving head and is about to give the girl a facial but misses and hits her eye
i snow blinded the whore last night instead of giving her a facial.
by mikey hates it January 20, 2011
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it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.
by Summers Eve February 28, 2005
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