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Actin brand new

Why you actin brand new?
Actin brand new by anonymous June 2, 2021

what are you brand new? 

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”
what are you brand new? by Dohm M November 12, 2017

brand spanking new 

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.
brand spanking new by ekks September 24, 2010

new brand 

A replacement for a bf or gf.
Boy, I found you a new brand to take your mind off that last girl you's with.
new brand by Kooman October 18, 2017

Brand-Newbian 

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.
Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!
Brand-Newbian by responsible November 9, 2014

Brandy New 

I wore my Brandy New Yankee Hat out today , the one Cyndee Bear got for me, with my name , Bob Alou , on it.