Brad

Brad is a little nitty who begs for fags around Birmingham. He also does stabbings in erdington thinking he’s sick and on badness. Don’t be like brad who gets an ugly girl who has a Nike tick as her eyebrow

Person:1Ew did you see that kid over there?
Person2: Of course I did he’s a nitty his name is going to be brad

by I’mHigh24/7 May 02, 2022

Brad

Legendary human being

Damn, he is such a Brad

by LegendaryHvH December 13, 2020

Brad

I chill guy who is hilarious and makes a lot of great jokes. He’s happy a lot of the time and he has a good spirit. Usually know as the popular guy who is self centered. But nobody actually knows what he’s like.

Stacey: Brad is such a fucking douchebag

Lauren: What do you mean, he’s a pretty nice guy

by JuicyPinapple2172 June 02, 2019

Brad

Brad is the almighty god that once back in time built a trailer home in a barn besides a school. The children quickly realized he was a god and started worshipping him. Brads left testicle is also proved to be the universe we live in. That’s right, our universe is brads testicle. Brad probably won’t punish you for for not worshipping him but you should sacrifice your family to him cuz then he will help you get rid of your depression.

I sacrificed a village to Brad yesterday

by Brad’s_worshipper_69 February 10, 2020

Brad

A name only parents that don't give a shit about their child's future give their kid.

"I hate Brad, his face is covered in pimples and scabs and his dick is full of cheese

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

Brad

Fuckface. Watch out for these guys. They can be tricky and hard to identify. And they will hurt you the most if you are not careful. They start off by being somewhat of a superhero and save you from one of the guys listed above. Do not ever let them become your everything. That’s coming from a girl who’s been there and made that mistake. Warning: These guys are excellent liars. They lie constantly. They will most likely dump you for a whore because they are manwhores themselves. They will lie and tell you that they’ll still be your friend, but then they’ll ignore you. When your friends offer to beat them up, just say no. He will end up a lonely old fat guy with a cat named Snookums. He’ll have to live with that for the rest of his life. That will be torture enough.

Britney: "What's wrong?"
Jamie: "That doucheface."
Britney: "Oh, Brad."
Jamie: "Yeah, Brad."

by shelovesyoutoo March 15, 2010

brad

causes premature ejaculation and limp noodle

dude we were trying to fuck last night but he had brad in his head and couldn't get hard

by NOFATCHICKSALLOWED July 13, 2011