Braden

The person who holds the fucking zoom calls for a solid 20 minutes
by David & Co Awooga Awooga October 26, 2020
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Braden

A guy who is kind and is Very Very short
p1 Look how Short he is

P2 it must be a Braden
by Boi1771 May 13, 2019
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Braden

-A dumbass who has a small dick that's asian
-Player
-Pedophile
by PusYasMan September 20, 2021
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Braden

Worlds smallest peen and is the worst surfer you will ever meet. Ego is massive and sucks at most sports. No girls will ever like him and very annoying. Tries to be a cool kid and sits with a josh.
That kid surfing is such a Braden😂😂😂
by Rigbwfdihqwegdei February 21, 2019
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braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.
That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.
by picturetoburn November 19, 2010
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bradenitis

This is a mental ilnes for mentally retarded people generally associated with the name braden. One with bradenitis does a lot of bradenata and bradenataest. Side effects of this illness will be stupidity of the highest order and you will be a bit foxx ommok
The sun goes around the earth and I live on the moon

Oh no hope you are not suffering from bradenitis
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Braden

Has a big old monster shlong good friend but his sholng is the biggest in the group so far
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