my boyfriends psycho ex

A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.

My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.

by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014

ghost of ex-boyfriends past

1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.

I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.

by hurleyrocks July 20, 2011

Ex-boy friend

The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"

D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while

My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!

by U_dont_know_my_name May 19, 2019

PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend

The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.

" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "

by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016

expose your boyfriend day

Expose your boyfriend day on October 18

Toxic or not expose embarrassing stories and pictures or expose his true colors

Hey bebe get ready for October 18th. Your getting exposed on expose your boyfriend day

by Starlighttofunny October 5, 2021

boy friend experience

affection oriented male escort. see GFE

sexy 24 guy total boy friend experience

by alejandro cortez October 9, 2007

boyfriendectomy

The process of successfully moving in on a hot girl who currently has a boyfriend. This process can take anywhere from one night to several months of diligent work (i.e. being a "sympathetic ear" regarding her problems with said boyfriend).

Eileen complained a lot about the guy she had been dating for a year, so I decided it was time to perform a boyfriendectomy.

by CraigC July 24, 2008