Wowsers and Bowsers

A term to express excitement, anger, sadness, pretty much can be used to express any emotions and used in any type of conversation

Did you see Lebron drop 60 points last night?
Wowsers and Bowsers he didn’t miss a shot.

by jjacav13 July 08, 2021

brown bowser

Setting fire to your lover's bumhole. Via roman candle or otherwise.

Stacy is pretty cool. She not only tosses salads, but she also gives Brown Bowsers

by Shitstain McFartsalot January 23, 2015

the bowser's stanes

the dog's bollocks in Scots

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes

by Laura June 04, 2003

gay bowser

Pretty much a group of guys that hang out way to much. One of them is always getting the pussy, while all the others are getting Jesus. Usually a group of 4 friends from high school. They have tons of inside jokes, and smoke cigars on occasion.

You see those Gay Bowser’s over there.

by Isao Chismo December 20, 2017

Comatose Bowser

During the act of love making the male partner beats the female with the clock radio until she reaches a comatose state. The male partner then makes a hospital visit to sneak dog semen into the female partners IV.

"Wow Sally sure looks rough after recieving that viscious comatose bowser from Gary".

by Blake Cooper December 26, 2006

Bowser hunting

Going to a public place where dogs are walked and photographing bowsers

Hey man, want to go to the park and go bowser hunting after lunch?

I can't, I don't have a camera.

by Fratsmurf October 09, 2011

Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

by BarryMcCockner May 12, 2017