“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022

When you take two large Juno hot dogs at a Red Sox game wrap completely in cotton candy then stick all the way in a girls asshole, make sure you have at least one person covered head to toe in cream cheese watching you.
by Bostonbuttcream69 March 11, 2023

When we were in Mexico my girlfriend passed out on the beach and I totally gave her a Boston cream pie
by Herpesislove October 5, 2022

A sexual act in which the one participate, the giver, is finishing inside a partner and then pulls out in time to ejaculate on the receivers tummy; THEN (Key part that the giver has to have explosive diarrhea) The giver then violently rolls the receiver onto their tummy, before they compromise their poo package, in which the giver must let loose of their butt juice on the back of the receiver, the finished result should resemble a Boston Cream donut
by TummySticksAndBrogurt October 9, 2025

by GarfieldFan89 April 13, 2024

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.
by casadyrules6969696969 May 9, 2022

"Dude I was in Boston last night and this guy totally came on my face"
"Omg...... you got Boston creamed"
"Omg...... you got Boston creamed"
by walkerwalker July 23, 2017
