boregasm

Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks.

I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.

by hotboxin December 28, 2005

boregasm

when you are really bored and suddenly a gorgeous woman bends over in front of you.

Dude, my math teacher is so boring. If it wasn't for Janie giving me that boregasm i might still be asleep.

by jibbaahh12477 June 18, 2009

boraga

1. what people call suburban town moraga 2. an extremly boring and rich place in cali that's richer than orinda and lafeyette 3. the coolest place to live because i live there!

I hate Boraga!
Why do we have to live in fucking Boraga?
Boraga is a kickass town where there is nothing to do.
The kids from Boraga are gonna get their asses kicked if they go to ghetto.

by lizzzzzzz12345 June 2, 2007

Lyssa Bomgaars

When doin a superman dat hoe, strawberry shortcake, red sock, angry pirate, sandy seagul, roman war helmet, and alaskan pipeline all in the same night.

Wow you two did a Lyssa Bomgaars last night?

by Im not Josh Strange... October 13, 2007

borgasm

The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.

Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude

by Jazoon April 25, 2006

Borgan

A not so sexy canadian that can't do anything except eat Craft Dinner and have cyber sex on World of Warcraft.

Oh my god! Borgan is at it again! EW!!

by A02 January 20, 2009

borgasm

Nickname to people with the last name Borgmann!

Hey Borgasm, hows it goin?

by Nick Borgmann May 5, 2005