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Blandoc

Meaning a male who has not yet had sex by the age of 20 or later.

Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.



1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
1. I am a Blandoc because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
by As If You Didnt Know July 21, 2006
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BunDog

The act of entering your best friends party, drinking all the booze and then banging his little sister
dude, did you just bundog my sister
by gsdggfggsdfgsg September 15, 2009
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blunderbuss

a person regarded as clumsy and stupid; an insensitive, blundering person
that smelly irish kid living in 6c4 is a real blunderbuss
by Brett Ouimet December 14, 2008
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The Dean Blundell Show

Morning show of 102.1 The Edge in Toronto, Canada. Most popular morning show in the GTA.

Featuring Dean Blundell, Todd Shapiro and Jason Barr, talking about pooping, fart jokes, the female anatomy, and their opinions of what's going on in the city.
With ussual guests: Psychic 'Sticky" Nicky, Lesbian Lu, Dr. Sex, The Goat, Meatus the stupid idiot, and Asian corespondent Qi Min Sheng.

A morning show so funny it has caused car crashes. Tune in from 5:30am to 10:00am weekdays, download their podcast on Itunes or listen online.
Guy 1: I was listening to the Dean Blundell Show this morning and I started laughing so hard I almost hit the guard rail.

Guy 2 : Ya me too, Wha Happen was amazing today.
by DBS Fan July 25, 2010
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Bluntologist

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.
"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."
by cardiddy January 31, 2005
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bluntococcus sativus

Latinized name of a Phillies Blunt(bluntococcus) filled with ganja (sativus). See also blunt.
And on the eighth day, God created the bluntococcus sativus.
by fuckstain September 15, 2003
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Blunder Puppet

Derogatory term for a human, of any gender, who just "Can't seem to do anything right"
by Crimanon December 5, 2010
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