Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
by Challbaby82 June 25, 2016
by HwDangerouswomen August 24, 2017
A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud by continuous strain on the anal sphincter, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping a volleyball.
by Shayfus August 18, 2016
George Bush is a turd blossom himself.
by Me December 20, 2004
The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.
Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?
Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
by Kevin & Dave March 10, 2006
A full blown cunt, at it's max. More than a bitch. Cunt Blossoms never die, or go out of season. Kill them all.
She is such a cock sucking Cunt Blossom.
by jealousyxkills December 12, 2009
1. An unsightly zit or open sore in the genital area or breasts of a woman.
2. The nasty razor rash that appears several days after shaving the vaginal area.
2. The nasty razor rash that appears several days after shaving the vaginal area.
I was at the stripper bar, and this chick on stage was really hot, but then she took off her shorts and she had this nasty Whore Blossom
by Cyberia September 07, 2006