blooper

A Mario Kart Wii item made of Fail and AIDS, which squirts ink on the screens of all drivers ahead of you, supposedly making it harder to see. It's nearly useless against decent human opponents.

I was in 8th and was ready to get a Gold Mushroom or a Star or something to catch up on the final lap, and what do I get? A freakin' blooper. And to make matters worse this guy zoomed by me with a Bullet Bill, so I got 9th.

by HeavyD2 August 2, 2009

blooger

a bloody booger, atrociously picked by by persons with little regard for hygiene or interpersonal communication

"You meet the new programmer?"

"Nope, I refuse to shake the hand of any person who can mine a blooger of such scale out of his nostrils."

by Te Nyenhuis October 30, 2008

Bloomer

A bloomer is a wholesome person who does good and brings positivity to situations. This term is often used in reference to a baby boomer who embraces an a progressive mentality and wants to see future generations succeed. Rather than the popular boomer stereotype where they hate on younger generations.

This term is most commonly used by millennials and zillenialsand gen z.

Bloomers are typically born during the baby boom but it’s a term that can also be used for anyone who is older and doing something for the good of the world.

It’s nice to see the bloomers out there supporting equality for all recycling and posting wholesome pictures on Facebook.

by Lafonda Lola Larkin June 22, 2020

blooper

Blooper - n.
Birth of a child resulting from a porno.

Oh yeah! Oh, yeah, do me Hamays! *squelch* *crying* Aw, damn, throw that kid in the trash can labeled "blooper."

by EminJ July 8, 2009

bloomers

any type of mushroom that induces trippin

Lets take some bloomers and appreciate nature.

by Dry Bones April 17, 2006

cock boozer

someone who likes the cocks and the booze

A girl who takes a sip of booze and then goes back to suckin someone's cock.

by Tufon May 13, 2005

bloomer

A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.

I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.

by Orgy doctor August 31, 2007