bloop 

bloody poop. blood in your stool.

"I need to start eating more fiber, my bloops are getting nasty"

bloop by nubesLas January 16, 2009

Bloop 

taking a bong rip while you are pooping: Blooping.

Dave: Dude I just took a huge Bloop. I feel so relaxed.

Me: Thankfully the odor of ganja masks the awful stench of your bowel movement.

Dave: Tacos.

Bloop by biglefty August 22, 2009

Bloop 

1. Someone who thinks they are Hott and amazing in absolutely every single way... But are normally ugly.

2. To bloop: to blurt out nonsense, make someone confused, or start a conversation with the word bloop

Ex:
1. Oh there goes that bloop with her super short skirt flirting with those guys...

2.Me: hey guess what?
You: Bloop
Me: What?? Haha woww
You: I know, aren't I random?

Bloop by Jellybelly<3 January 17, 2012

Bloop 

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

Bloop by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

bloop 

i thought i made this word up well guess not.
it means whatever you think
it can be in place of a swear word
it can be used to be insanely random
to tap someone on the noise and say bloop, that means you got bloop'd
When ur talking and there is a awkward silence
basicaly nething

1.What the BLOOP!
2.Person A: So what u did you do tonight?
Person B: Bloop!

bloop by Hannah August 17, 2004

Bloop 

To fart. Came from an accidental noise made while farting, and is now used by starbucks employees to talk about farting in front of customers.

Sounds like it is said.

"Dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh, sorry, I just blooped."

Bloop by hurricane03 June 22, 2007

bloop 

When one pokes another right in the love handles by surprise.

Ling walked behind Matt as he bent over and blooped him before she ran off.

bloop by xx13abyLingxx April 18, 2005