Bloop

When an muffin with too much batter overflows while baking.

Don't put too much batter in that muffin cup, you don't want it to bloop.

by Greenkid113 May 26, 2010

Bloop

To hit someone. Usually used to show off to your friends, and gets a laugh.

That guy was a total twat so I blooped him.

I blooped him

I'm going to bloop yuh.

by SunshineChylde March 28, 2015

Bloop

The sound of a T-bag

"MMM. Tea"
"BLOOOP!"

by Andross February 24, 2003

Bloop

The act of administering Ecstasy(or any controlled substance) anally.

Austin blooped three beans last night!

by Powdaman March 5, 2009

Bloop

When, after eating a large amount of blueberries, you have a satisfyingly blue tinted poop. (blu+poop)

"Man, after that pint of blueberries last night, I had a great bloop this morning!"

by blupitty blooper July 14, 2009

Bloop

Portmanteau of blood and poop.

Dude, there is some serious bloop going on in this toilet.

by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

Bloop

The sound effect which is made at the moment of impact during that of a T-bagging session.

Blooper: "Yo dude, watch this watch this!!!" (ZZZip)... (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)
Bloopee (Guy): (Eyes twitching, then slowly opening)... "AAAWWW man, what the fuck?!!!"

************** OR **************

Bloopee (Girl): "Oh yeah baby, yeah!!! Slam your sac all over my face!!!"
Blooper: (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)!!!!!!!

by Michael Mougne December 28, 2005