No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.

1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!

by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

blessykins

a high pitched optimistic response to a sneeze, usually uttered by someone over the age of 97

bobby: i think im about to sneeze....

grandma: BLESSYKINS IN ADVANCE!!!!!

by levyyyy December 28, 2005

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Blesyn

The most Littest Person on earth, excellent dancer, hilarious, & great smile

Man.....is that Blesyn?

by bleezy502 January 6, 2017

Blessing

If this is your name, then you're absolutely amazing. Blessing is one of the most smart, capable, and funny people in the world. If you ever meet one, you're lucky. They're an absolute gem. Of course they have some issues, as all humans do, but they're generally super sweet and fun to be around. If you have one in your life, don't lose her. It'll be the greatest regret in your life.

Wow, I love being friends with Blessing. She' s one of the best people ever!

by natashawaffles March 28, 2020

Blessing

Blessing is one of the most beautiful people you will EVER meet. She is extremely kind and generous. She is popular but she doesn't let that get to her head. She is actually really smart even though she may seem like she's not. On the outside, she is smiling but deep down she is actually hurt. She wants someone that will love for who she is, not for her popularity and looks. All the boys want her, all the girls want to be her and everyone wants to be her friend. Oh and her smile could literally light up the entire universe (I'm not kidding).

*blessing walks in to the room*
*all eyes are on her*

by tnrtfcxdghret June 4, 2020