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Bearface

A Native American who's skills with women are unsurpassed; relating to how Brown Bears can catch numerous fish in one place in the river. First know usage was on Standing Rock Reservation in the Dakotas during the late 1980's.
I pulled so many women from the bar last night, I was Bearface.
by ghettoprophet August 29, 2011
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Blerf

The accedental act of a female/male releasing flatulance in the process of receving anal sex, thus, leaving the males penis coated with a brownish, white residue, and in some cases, severely damaging or destroying the shaft.
"my girlfriend blerfed on my cock last night!"
by mackmocky August 10, 2009
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Blerf

Similar to lonely, except specific to the situation of a single person desiring romantic companionship; adjective.
-blerfliness; noun.
Ever since we broke up, I've been feeling awfully blerf!

Once separated, the blerfliness set in and with that came the overeating.
by Baylor Bear Chupe September 3, 2013
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Blerf

An exclusionist not supporting bi lesbians and thereby invalidating their sexuality.
A: "bi lesbians invalidate lesbians and bi ppl because lesbians can't like men!!!"
B: "Look at A, they're such an exclusionist and hateful blerf. Just let people identify as who they are and don't try to squeeze them into categories. Such victim blaming is typical blerf rhetoric."
by InclusionistQueer02 June 27, 2020
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BLEARGH

The noise that is made when someone on southpark dies.
*person walking on train tracks*, *gets hit by train* "BLEARGH!!!"
by anonymous464645 December 28, 2005
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blarf

Good lord in heaven, that diner was so bad, I had to blarf!
by Sidd Black October 23, 2002
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Blarf

A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet

did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf

that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
by killtheblarfs.com April 25, 2011
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