Beagan

1. Penis bigger than Aaron.
2. Climbs coconut trees for sport.
3. Tickles tough Turkish titties (only on Tuesdays and Thursdays)
4. Fancies inverted nipples.
5. Sextacular.

Beagan is the new Fabio.

Damn.

by Fabio Lovechild December 15, 2010

Beagle-Smack

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.

I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.

by boy-girl May 22, 2011

Beagling

The poshest sort of dogging (eng. colloquial. having sex outdoors, norm. for an audience).

1. "Mate have you seen my pashmina? I'm meeting Harriet for some Beagling"

2. "Mate I put my Hunters one and beagled this girl on the bonnet of my Range Rover last night."

by razwinch June 26, 2014

Blagiltes

(n) A minor demon from the 3rd level of Satan's court, tech department, who is actually the true form of Bill Gates. In fact, his human name is an anagram of his true demon name.

Dammit, my Microsoft product stopped working. Blagiltes must be up to his old tricks again.

by Poseidon47 December 11, 2016

beagirii

she only edits fictional soccer boys and that smell. she simps for fake people that will never be real. her beloved ripped his acl loser.

i hate beagirii so much

by quakebcrnes May 5, 2021

beag bois inc.

Same as Weirdos Chat but less bitches

Person 1: Hey lets join beag bois inc.
Person 2: Ok

by My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm March 29, 2022

Shneagle Beagle

really anything you want it to mean.

i just rolled the fattest SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
i hate you, you fucking SHNEAGLE BEAGLE
that is so SHNEAGLE BEAGLE

by Rebel17 February 15, 2008