brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

by mickotoole November 7, 2005

barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.

Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 15, 2006

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

boarking

to have sex at the airport while you are waiting for boarding

to boark (verb)
a boarking (noun)

Have you ever boarked?
No, I haven't. And you?
I had a boarking with a pretty girl last year when I was going to L. A.

by unknown))) September 24, 2011

Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.

My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.

by Jayrd79 October 11, 2017

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year

by anonymous March 15, 2021