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Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.
Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.
by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023
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Beantard

Someone who jauntily leans against the counter while drying dishes so that no one else can access the cupboard to put away the dishes they have dried.
Get out of the way you beantard!
by Iamnotstevecarudo November 6, 2023
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Bluntard

1. A term used to describe a someone as ‘retarded’ as a heavy user of marijuana.
2. Also the term can be used to describe someone as, bluntly, being retarded.
baker spent her last 30 quid on a food takeout mf gotta have munchies the way she acting bluntard
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Bluntard

1. A term used to describe a someone as ‘retarded’ as a heavy user of marijuana.
2. Also the term can be used to describe someone as, bluntly, being retarded.
baker spent her last 30 quid on a food takeout mf gotta have munchies the way she acting bluntard
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Blatard

A Blatard is simply a black and Asian retard. word originated in TimaaWimaa's Chat on twitch at approximately 8PM
This nigga a blatard 😹😹😹
by Blatard May 15, 2024
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blanchtarted

A rare, almost forgotten form of severe autism caused truly by; not flicking bean or eating vagine.

Named after the first case, discovered in 2005, A. Blanchard (they/them)
“$200 to you Adam”
*puts in $1475*
*All shouting in unison*
“YOURE SO BLANCHTARTED, ADAM”
by MrAll-In June 7, 2024
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Goku__blacktard

One of the best moots on tiktok and does not miss
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