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BitchMade

A Bitch made person is a person who was financially secure or economically anchored to a surpulus of wealth bitterly known as the "rich kid" or the person who"had it made" a person who splurges in indulgence gloats and often flosses money values and norieties that they often never worked for what they bragg about nor will ever know what it is to earn money in their life and find it funny to make fun of people who've had harder circumstances also while using their unearned income to stand out in social status
two middle class kids sit in lunch
a prominenitly rich child sits at the same table with two girls sitting next to him one middle class kid is wearing vans other wearing jordans not having a lot they try to look their best the kid tells them they both have to leave cuz their poor and not good enough to sit with him the females rant the same thing after school the same thing happens the rich kid leaves the middles class say while they see him leave "don't worry when we get older and earn it all for our selfs we wont have to deal with bitchmade people like him"
by StruggleBorn909 May 12, 2015
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Fat Bitched

an ugly or unattractive or fat or just a bitch

a guy makes plans with knowing he is going to blow her off! Hence the term fat bitched
Hey man didnt you have a date last night?
Yeaa i fat bitched that hoe
by Pimpin420 July 27, 2011
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Bitchpad

noun; derived from the noun 'scratchpad' and the verb 'bitch'.

"Bitchpad" is a name given to any website which has a user contributed element to its content, but in which the 'bitching' has reached saturation point and overwhelms the original focus of the site.

For any user-input based site, there is a danger that its users will start to use it as a free public forum for their own gripes and dislikes. Instead of contributing to the site as intended (eg. defining slang terms), they decide to start slagging off anyone or anything they feel like just because they can. Bloated with useless content, the site becomes a bitchpad, populated by people who don't have much to say, so they say it anyway.

Typically, content which classifies a site as a bitchpad can be called pointlessly negative; excessive flaming and complaining are common, but the key element is the presence of unprovoked attacks which are based on personal preference and totally lack any balance or rationality. These attacks are usually directed towards celebrities or bands, but frequently towards other users who do not share the same viewpoint as the bitcher on any given subject.

Spam is NOT a contributing factor. A bitchpad is characterised by conscious acts of wilful pointlessness.

In essence, a bitchpad is a site which has been unfairly taken advantage of; a website which innocently bent over to tie its shoelace but was gang raped in the process.

According to the eminent esociologist Rumgolio Fogg, for any site based on user contributions, the time taken (t) for said site to reach bitchpad status is directly proportional to the users' accountability (a) for their contributions and the difficultly (d) with which contributions can be made. This is known as Fogg's Law, and can be simplified thus: t = ad
"Urban Dictionary used to be informative and interesting, but now it's just a bitchpad"
by foth September 16, 2008
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bitchload

An amount an 3 orders of magnitude (1000 times more...if your an idiot)between a shitload and a fuckload
Wow that girl has fucked a bitchload of guys
by Xaviers_Ghost October 9, 2003
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bitchmade snitch

Bitchmade, as in created by a bitch, meaning a pussy ass person, but beyond that. snitch in this case is not meaning an informant, just someone of that level, a bitchmade snitch is the lowest of the low, someone you want out of the crew
Dat kids a bitchmade snitch, he chillin wit the bitches and not the boys
by AK47AK45 February 8, 2008
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Get Bitched

A different way of saying “get fucked”. Getting bitched means you were so fucking screwed over by a bitch that you have lost all living privileges.
Bro 1: “Oh God bro no the teacher just asked me to give a presentation on a zoom call and I didn’t even pay attention
Bro 2: “haha bro get bitched”
by Cornucopiaofcum April 16, 2020
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bichead

Someone who shaves their head with a bic razor. This leaves the person obsessed with their shiny dome which is similar in apperance to the head of a penis.

More implicately, the "bichead" must also live up to their rhymesake "dickhead"
In PML, Tom Salmon. Although he seems to have entered a hairy jesus like phase at the moment. Nonetheless, what a dickhead!
by Pee Emm El October 28, 2003
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