Bitchitivity

The measure and/or condition of one's bitchiness. Used to describe a bitch. Commonly includes quantitative values between 1 (the least amount of bitchiness) to 10 (the highest amount of bitchiness). In some severe cases a bitch may reach a bitchitivity level of 11, in which case a pimp hand should be used on said bitch.

Goddamnit, Rebecca, your bitchitivity is getting out of hand!

by TheLifeOfJohn June 15, 2014

bitchitis

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

by khiddy June 12, 2005

Bitchitous

a non-deadly disease that most women have and show. The disease causes them to act EXTREMILY bitchy!!

Kristen sure seem's to be acting bitchy lately, she must have bitchitous

by Patrick_Hughes August 23, 2007

bitchsitter

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

bitchtits

What adorned the anterior chest space on such poor souls as Robert Paulson.

His name was Bob. Bob had bitchtits.

by Tak-a-lah April 23, 2005

bitchbitch

when one gets so angry that they were broken up with on facebook and replaced with ella that they flip a bitch.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DIVORCED ME ON FACEBOOK, NOW IM GONNA GO ALL KAMAKAZI BITCHBITCH ON HER ASS

by MINTELLAMAYA May 11, 2011