bitchitude

A bitchy attitude. A Smart-ass personality. Grumpy. Non gender specific.

"I don't care what side of the bed you woke up on, don't give me any of your bitchitude."

by JMichael November 7, 2006

bitchin

to be very fucking cool

that Benz is bitchin

by llamaman May 19, 2004

bitchin me off

When the person you are TRYING TO talk to is both ignoring you AND being a complete fucking bitch about it, then they are "Bitchin you off".

I was TRYING so hard to make her happy - but all she's always just Bitchin Me Off!

by MeTarded July 4, 2008

petty bitching

to whine about something that has no importance or significance to do with anything else happening

J: It is now exactly 12:30
K: No! it is 12:31 and 20 seconds
G: will you two quit petty bitching!!!!!!

by Xavier Stone April 26, 2008

bitchism

bitch . ism
a. having or possesing bitch like qualities.
b. the utter example of a bitch
c. michael rozkin
d. bitchism. also a religion started and practiced by michael rozkin aka the bitch of all bitches
e. when bitch shit comes out your mouth, you are now a bitch, and performs bitchism on the daily.

Origin: russia/san bruno, short people with big ears that are always russian but manage to go slow

use in a sentence:
a. Bitchism comes out your mouth!
b. michael rozkin has inflicted the world with a disease that has been named bitchism.

by don skrilly and T August 24, 2007

Bitchiwitch

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, a Mary Sue variant of Hogwarts of the Harry Potter fandom. Suethors usually dreate a Bitchiwitch Sue when they've got a chip on their shoulder, because this Oringinal Charachter sure as hell does. A Bitchiwitch Sue is usually in Slytherin, is a misunderstood Goth/Emo, listens to an "enchanted" CD player, bitches at people and has a terrible attitude, yet manages to get every boy at Hogwarts to want to get into her little black bondage pants. Bitchiwitch is one of the most annoying charachters a Suthor can write: Bitchiwitch Sues are mean, hatefull and are generally ass holse who, in a cannon story, would get the crap beaten out of them for being such a jerk. Common Bitchiwitch names are Ravyn, Katrina, Kat, Ashlee/Ashleigh and even, *snort* Belladonna.

Bitchiwitch Sue: Hey, fuck you and your stupid rules, Snape! You can't tell me what to do in your own class room! I'll wear what I want and I'll be pissed if I want because my parents died and I'm Emo and angsty and depressed and sa-
Readers, the class & Snape in unison:
!!!!AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

bitchibetes

The bad mood brought on by a lack of food.

We'd better find a Taco Bell before my boyfriend gets bitchibetes.

by Nathan Maharaj January 4, 2009