booya birth

The birth of a male child in which the testicles, before everything else, drop out of the womb. On some occasions, the newborn has been known to cry "Booya!" Derived from a well known video clip.

See also: booya

"We've got a booya birth here," said the doctor upon noticing that testicles, instead of a baby's head, were exiting the womb first.

by Horatio Hornblaster November 17, 2009

reverse birth

n. The sexual act of inserting your head into your partner's vagina. Best if done wearing a heavily lubricated swim cap. Also used as a verb.

n. That bitch is so loose, even Charlie Brown could hit a reverse birth on her.

He tried to reverse birth Giggles, but she was just too tight.

or

The last time I reverse birthed a girl, my swim cap got stuck up there.

by Elliot Simon March 13, 2005

Birthing Person

A term used to describe women whose gender dysphoria is so bad, that they think they can validate their belief that they are male by gestating another human being inside them for 9 months and then pushing it out the vagina that they wish they didn't have.

This term is also forced on women who aren't denying biological reality by men who think they're women despite being men.

"Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital that is definitely not full of women"

by SalopianSnark December 7, 2022

Birth Control

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

by AYB May 7, 2003

Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

birth quake

When someone has many, many, (too) many children.

"Wow...she really had a birth quake"

by BJCE September 10, 2006

Birth Giver

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.

by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014