birdton

A weird and slim man that has no interest in partaking of food. Birdton can also mean a pain that you can't get rid of, but you learn to love it.

I don't really Birdton about it at the moment.

by Polymorphic_hexagonic_bionic July 9, 2018

Birdboxed

When a casual decision ends in disaster

We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....

by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

birdworming

When a female performs fellatio on an extremely intoxicated male whose lower unit can no longer stand at attention (a condition commonly referred to as "whiskey dick") such that the female resembles a bird attempting to pull a worm out of the ground. Commonly, the male will exclaim "I swear this never happens", but both parties know that is patently false.

"Hey, did you take Sheila home and give her a proper rogering last night?"

"Ah fuck. I was so whiskey dicked that she ended up just birdworming me for an hour. I changed course and decided to stick a finger in her butt, then she freaked out and I just rolled over and passed out."

by tumbleweaves July 25, 2019

Birdio

When you get more upvotes/likes on a twitter birdwatch note than the original tweet got likes etc

That Birdio knocked out his point of view.

by Fesothe January 25, 2021

Birdogronullationiraffe Rex

The dinosaur version of birdogronullationiraffe often found in the Cretaceous era.

Look at that birdogronullationiraffe rex eating some beans

by iraffe rex February 2, 2021

Birddude432

Describes a person who is unskilled and brainless

Nat is as noob as Birddude432

by Official Urban Definitions April 29, 2021

birdosaur

A dinosaur that looks like a bird

"Looks there's a birdosaur"

by Kevrad83 June 19, 2021