Poop Billiards

A game where one makes a poop so big that it clogs the toilet, then later, comes back with another poop so big that it unclogs that same toilet. Like a game of billiards but with poop.

Nah I don't need a plunger, I'm about to have some Indian food. I've got a consecutive streak of 4 going in Poop Billiards right now.

by rashizzle September 30, 2013

The back door Ballard County slaw dog

While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her

Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.

by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019

ballard

(verb)bal-urd

To "ballard" is to suddenly dismiss yourself from anything after either an argument, extreme frustration, or loss.

"Come on, bro. Don't BALLARD on us."

"That asshole BALLARDS all the fucking time."

by keyserRG September 27, 2011

bollard

Eating more than you're own body weight in cakes and buns within the course of a day.

I'm so hungover I could do a bollard

by Chicken Sticks August 22, 2003

ballard

shitty; terrible; awful

Wow, that was completely ballard!

by Pritchard Allen December 14, 2008

billards

another name for a mans balls

i just kisked tha guy in the billards

ah! right in the billards

by billardsofsteal January 7, 2012

Bullard

Archaic term which has fallen into linguistic disuse over time. But previously meant (still does) "bully". Bullard is an old english term (a more proper english term) which equates to being bullied or someone displaying 'bullish' behaviour; it's a connotation of aggressive confrontation, display to incite force in a grande display-rather melodramatic hostility.

He found her bullard display rather amusing & benign.

by 2mindful May 7, 2016