Bill Clinton

This is something that Ah actually said on the night of September 27, 2003 in a "secret" Adult's bar in New York City:
"Fuck me please Ah am very gay. Wanna know mah fuckin name? it is Blowjob. Aka: Billy Boy. AKA: Bill Clinton The Ass Fucker. Peeps, Ah really like men, 'specially there asses;......so fuck me."
The only reason Ah'm puttin mah quote here is because Ah furgot to put it in mah book: My Life.
by Bill Clinton December 08, 2004
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Bill Clinton

To lie and commit perjury before a federal grand jury.
Holy shit, that witness just Bill Clintoned.
by ToTheBone March 07, 2015
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Bill Clinton

President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.
Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.
by Red January 30, 2005
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Bill Clinton

42nd President of the United States, thought to be our first black President because he dated fat white chicks!
Dat gangsta pulls a Bill Clinton every weekend by boning a new fat white chick!
by BigBird1017 March 19, 2008
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Bill Clinton

the "meat" in a Bush Sr. and Bush Jr. sandwhich

proof that politics makes strange(homosexual) bedfellows
If Hitler and Stalin were caught in bed together having GAY,ANAL SEX,which one would you vote for?
by Norm MacDonald January 15, 2005
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Bill Clinton

- If you're left, he's a saint. If you're right, he's a snake.
- A blowjob
Democrat: Bill Clinton was the best President ever.... and I wish he were still in office, unlike those right-wing wackos we have now.

Republican: Bill Clinton is a satanist and a liar! I hope he burns in hell!
by I just don't give a damn April 13, 2007
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The closest we've ever had to a black president.
Damn! This nigga Clinton is closest to ever bein a black pres! He did what he had to do to drop Hilary's ass and get wit Monica Lewinski.
by Woobie May 28, 2005
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