Bill Clinton 

Former U.S. president whose cum stains are all over the floor of the Oval Office from when he banged Monica Lewinsky.

Me: Bill, why would you do Monica Lewinsky? Don't you have any good taste in women?

Bill Clinton: Well, she's an upgrade from Hillary!

Bill Clinton by Woody K. December 4, 2012

Bill Clinton 

DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!!

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

Bill Clinton by sithhead January 23, 2009

bill clinton 

a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president

Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"

bill clinton by Conrad March 9, 2007

Bill Clinton 

Man child with the intelligence of a senile squirrel

*walks out of office* Hey bill hows it going? I did not have sexual relations with that girl. uhhh what bill? *bill clinton smiles*

Bill Clinton by SkRt GaNg June 9, 2018

Bill Clinton 

Was the 42nd president of the United States of America. He was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001. He was the last president of the 20th century

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1999

Bill Clinton almost became a first man

Bill Clinton by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019

Bill Clinton 

(Verb)
1. To prematurely and or messily ejaculate in a way that leaves damning evidence
2. To make a splashy entrance esp. when it is not called for
3. To spill something making a terrible mess.

The kids that were just in here thought they were being discreet, but the poor guy Bill Clintoned all over that woman's dress when I walked in. So...yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.

Did you see Jimmy Bill Clinton his way in here, in that ten gallon hat, gawd what a douche

Oh I'm sorry Kristy I didn't mean to Bill Clinton sunscreen all over your back. Here let me clean it up.

Bill Clinton by B1tchicle September 1, 2022

Bill Clinton 

Nominated for Game Of The Year 2022

'I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton'

Bill Clinton by JokerMain666 December 19, 2022