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Bethesda

1. Showing an exceptional an continuous amount of incompetence in the making of something, despite any advice or opinion that might be given to you
2. To dig far below rock bottom
1. Dude, you really Bethesda'ed it with Kathy, everyone talks about it.
2. EA really is something. I fear they might Bethesda their next game with everything that's been going on lately.
by Chenoir October 26, 2019
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BENTHOS

Damn, that chick is hot! She's giving me a benthos.
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Bethesda Bitch

A girl from Bethesda Maryland that fights for social justice while downing a warm bottle of Chardonnay.
Dude, that girl over there with the sign is hammered and it’s 11am.

Of course she is she’s a Bethesda bitch
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Bethesda

Hell
1: Yes, it is old money. It's all old money
2:This is woman heaven. Lots of little preppy asthetic stores and infinite starbucks.
This however does not mean that the woman are of quality. Anyone dating a bethesda or potomac resident is to be deemed a lost cause.
3: Because bethesda citizens make 20 figures on their onlyfans and white mom dance gym business, all of their kids are eternally hooked on vapes or weed because they dont run out of funds to stop.
4: Yes, their parents bought them that car.
5: Remember that they have never faced any real hardship in life. Do not be suprised seeing white girls protest racial inequality while the minority kids laugh at them.
6: ULTRA liberal. All the boys are fruity and all the girls finger each other in the bathroom stalls.
I reccommend that if you see a bethesda resident, stare at them, eyes wide, imposingly. This will cause them to enter white victim mode and they will zip up their purse and walk much faster, avoiding any contact with them.
Oh, did i tell you?
They're all white, regardless of their actual skin tone.
1: I just went to a job interview in bethesda?
2: How did it go?
1: I'm still unemployed.
2: Sorry that you where rejected.
1: I rejected them. I could not last 10 seconds in that town without seeing a white girl with starbucks in one hand, and an iphone 14 in the other, typing essays on twitter about racism towards hispanics.o
by Bawl Plart May 13, 2023
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Bathos

A dramatic moment in a work of fiction that's undercut on purpose, usually for a joke. When used well, it's really funny and can be kind of a relief. When used poorly, it can come across as insecure or lazy writing.

Think of a stereotypical line from a Marvel movie, like "Well THAT just happened!" or "He's right behind me, isn't he"
"I hated that new movie, it was so bathos-poisoned it felt completely insincere"
by octopusjardin July 8, 2023
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bethor

A way to describe a small penis
Is that the smallest bethor you have ever seen

that bethor is tiny
by (AEF) Haebermiester July 30, 2006
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Bethesda

A company that puts out barely functioning games.
How is a robot worker like a Bethesda game? Because they both just work.
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