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Simon Belmont

Perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, Simon Belmont was the original protagonist of the Castlevania series. A self professed leather queen (his famous words, "Dracula, you bitch! Take THAT!), he was able to fight his way through Dracula's lair via a whip, the Vampire Slayer. He sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.

After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!
Simon Belmont, of the cursed Belmont clan, fought Dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is Mr Bucharest Leather 1472!
by Pitt the Younger December 31, 2007
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Clark and Belmont

An area of the city of Chicago near Wrigley Field (Wrigleyville) made up of the intersection of Clark and Belmont, the streets of Clark and Belmont themselves, and the entire general area.
Clark and Belmont is the neighborhood of nearly every subculture Chicago has to offer, especially the Chicago Punk scene.

Highlights are:
The Metro
The Bottom Lounge
The Alley
The Archetectual Revolution
Chicago Comics
Strange Cargo
Taboo Tabou
etc...

Clark and Belmont is also part of Boy's Town
We had to take a bus, the El, and another bus, and it's 10 degrees out, but we're at Clark and Belmont and that's all that matters.
by Gina January 19, 2005
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Belmont

A small town in the bay area that houses Carlmont High School, formerly the infamous school of the movie "dangerous minds". Despite popular belief, kids in Belmont are often more dangerous than people think. It must be the yay. If you hate us, shut the fuck up, you punk ass bitches.
EPA kid: "yall want to go to Belmont?"
Other EPA kid: "hell na', dos whiteys scare me!"
by Eric June 20, 2006
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Belton High School

A hick school in the hick town of Belton Texas. Full of wana be gagnstas that think they've lived a hard life. I hate this school I hate the town, im moving ASAP. Fuck everyone from BHS.
REP UP BOSS-CITY!... ILL END UP LIVING HERE ALL MY LIFE IN THIS IGNORANT TOWN AND IM PROUD OF THE WASTE OF A LIFE I HAVE PRODUCED!

Belton High School, Belton its self, is slum.
by Belton isnt tough... srsly. January 20, 2009
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all your base are belong to us

What is appropriate to say when one reaches third base with a lady friend.
Jane: Oh, John! Ohhhhh!
Joe: All your base are belong to us!
by yohoho29 December 11, 2009
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Belmont Transfer

Slang term referring to the switch from vaginal to anal sex, assuming the female participant is 'on the rag.' The Belmont train station in Chicago, IL is where the Red Line meets the Brown Line.
I earned my red wings with her, then she insisted we go anal, so I made the Belmont Transfer.
by Dave Abbitt February 5, 2009
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