Belgian Latte

1. An anal 'cream pie' - when a man ejaculates into his partner's anus, and the resulting load drips down.

'That's a nice belgian latte I just made you there, honey'

by bx83 February 6, 2013

Belgian Curve

Extreme upward curvature of the penis.

"That guy's dick curves quite a lot... He has a mad belgian curve."

by Colin S. June 13, 2007

Belgian Goggles

Where a gentleman places his testicles over the eyes of his sexual partner(s).

"I gave the missus the belgian goggles last night
She didn't put up too much of a fight"

by Dr Suits June 22, 2008

Belgian rofl

A lol or rofl that goes beyond the typical and into the extraordinary. Also can be a rofl that takes place in Belgium

That joke was so funny I literally ate a belgian rofl

by TAAAAAAAAAANK March 14, 2011

Belgian Waffle Iron

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.

Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!

by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011

Belgian Corner

A bearded transvestite prostitute, only to be used in the direst of circumstances.

"Sometimes there's a convention in town and all you can grab is a Belgian Corner."
"Don't knock it until you try it."

by wormz182 June 4, 2015

Belgian waterfall

Chundering up large amounts of Stella Artois (a Belgian beer), to give the impression of a waterfall

"Ahhhhh mate, Jake has had way too much Stella, look at that Belgian Waterfall

by jakestar99 June 3, 2017