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Belgian rofl

A lol or rofl that goes beyond the typical and into the extraordinary. Also can be a rofl that takes place in Belgium
That joke was so funny I literally ate a belgian rofl
by TAAAAAAAAAANK March 14, 2011
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Belgian Moon

When a man nuts down another mans ass crack,holding his dick like a caulking gun and precisely lining the mans crack with nut. He then let's it dry to seal the mans cheeks together. Like grout hardending.
My ass cheeks have been stuck together for days. Ricks Belgian Moon was unreal.
by HeyBudHowAreYa August 9, 2017
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Belgian Congo

Fisting someone so deep that your hand is gone and you look like a black man under Leopold II.
Yesterday i fisted my homie so deep i belgian congoed the bitch
by Long Yun April 25, 2018
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Belgian Pox

A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.
Leo was diagnosed with monkey pox, but it turns out he actually had Belgian pox.
by Goofnut August 20, 2022
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belgian creamer

When you're having aggressive intercourse with your partner and you stick your penis in their ear and they scream "I would like extra cream please!" And after you ejaculate in their ear punch them in the head until it comes out of the other ear
Oh man, my wife wants to try a Belgian creamer! WTF is wrong with her?!
by Pissmonkeyz May 24, 2016
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Belgian Blintz

Two men are involved. One man excretes a shit log, immediately thereafter the two men ejaculate upon the stool, covering it completely. Then, each begins to consume the steamy stool from either side, chewing until they meet in the middle with a messy kiss.
I blintzed this dude at Scott's appartment the other night, it was totally fucked up.
by Fred Werfner July 2, 2004
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belgian breakfast

Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.
by boots08 April 8, 2009
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