Jackin' the Beanstalk

slang term for male masturbation

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017

baked all my beans

When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.

My girlfriend baked all my beans last night, so I'm going to break up with her.

by beanbaker December 12, 2018

beansauce

Any sort of liquid that is excreted from a mexican. Usually referring to seminal fluid.

guy1: Damn son that burrito was delicious
guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)

by wraina September 2, 2011

cool beans

A slang term that actually began it's use in the late 60's/early 70's. Popularized by the pop culture of the time. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing. Great. Very nice.

Cheech: Hey man, look at this car made out of weed!
Chong: Oh cool beans, man!

by Reverend Chaos January 13, 2004

Steamin' the beans

Covert flatulence. Undercover gas. A secret fart.

"So there I was, having dinner at The White House, steamin' the beans."

"The party goers were curious about the smell. It was clear that someone was steamin' the beans."

"Lawrence accused Edo of steamin' the beans... for the third time that hour."

by Beat Royalty January 12, 2009

Douche Bagans

the guy on the Travel Channel who takes steroids, then yells at ghosts; king of all douchebags. see also: Zak Bagans

Douche Bagans wears those ridiculously tight shirts with the douche font.

by zakisadouche December 25, 2009

spill the beans

To give something away; to tell secret information.

I spilled the beans and told Jackie I loved her.

by Dharya9 December 5, 2003