Beefis

The creature born of the sky in the year 17890 BCE. Due to the fact that his death was in 1379 CE, he has had thousands of offspring, most notably, Chesmund, prominently known as big beefis. As the first of his kind, he was the most peaceful of beefiskind. Beefis was murdered by the first of the beefis slayers, named obungus. He is the second most powerful beefis of his kind.

Yo man, just traveled to the twelfth century; laid eyes upon Beefis

by BeefisDictionary69 August 5, 2020

Beenist

Religion that only allows one flex of the muscles in front of people per month. As well as no majorly unhealthily eating

You are part of the Beenists.

by Beenists pope January 26, 2022

social bevis

A stick that is used as a dildo

Girl: I'm feeling horny, pass the social bevis

by Crossover66 April 27, 2015

beavis and butthead

two guys on a mission, a mission to get laid. pretty much every dudes mission out there. and this is a tv show about it. oh yeah and american complacency and mtv's gayness and what not.

quoting beavis and butthead is sacreligious.

by rilesworth July 24, 2006

beepish

(adj) cute, adorable. Used to describe a thing or person you feel the mighty need to cuddle and/or pet a lot of times.

ex: This kitten has a meow that sounds like a beep! It's so beepish!

by Birdiebird May 28, 2013

beevs

a person who doesn't understand sarcasm

"does anyone want love on bebo?"

"omg yeah i totally do!"

That first person is so beevs

by hashtaglolatme December 23, 2011

Beeves

The equivalent of God. In the Beeven kingdom, the Beeves are respected Deities. All people must honor the Beeves. Beeves is used in many early pieces of literature and is the plural of beef.

-Hey did you see the God-like cows yesterday at the ranch?
-Yeah. They were Beeves.

by Sustainer of Beeves April 26, 2011