beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing

beefalo is rosie o'donnell
star jones

by nyisles87 January 6, 2006

humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.

Man look at that humpback beefalo!

by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005

beejable

Adjective to describe a really kool looking dude who would be ideal to give a blow-job (BJ) to.

That hot dude's really beejable.

by Ira Noman January 21, 2004

Beeface

When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.

Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.

by herrohifive April 12, 2009

Beejus

A very cool, person that doesn't follow the social norms.

Whoa. Look at that guy, he's running around in his underwear screaming "my dick is huugggeeeeee!" He's such a Beejus

by Beejus September 29, 2011

beeje

short tern word for BLOW JOB

amanda gave matt a beeje

by Amanda Desmoulin November 1, 2003

Beeach

Derived from the american pronunciation of the word bitch. Often used on Ricky Lake and Montel and other similar crappy american 'real TV' shows. Often used by Beeaches to describe Beeaches. Beeaches are often related to and the cause of gun crime.

i) My best friend is a beeach - she slept with my man
ii) Take your beeach ass outta here before I bitch slap you one time gal
iii) U is a beeach, and yo momma etc.

by Driller Killer July 10, 2003