beech

secret code name for bitch

yo look at them beeches, i bet they want to suck me off
--or--
did you meet and beeches yesterday?

by stu f. May 6, 2004

beecher

1. a sexual procedure wherein a man's penis becomes inverted after a sex change to become a vagina. Also known as "the dugout canoe" procedure.
2. the slang word for the medical procedure of micropenis.

Person 1: So I just learned my ex-boyfriend got a sex change.
Person 2: Eww. Was he the one with a beecher of a penis?
Person 1: Yeah, but the funny thing is, he decided to get his beecher beechered!

by Suckacockuhweeuh March 17, 2009

Beechum

as hot as hell

Nick is SO beechum. He is so beechum i wanna go out with him.

by vanessa and alexa January 22, 2004

beecat

An über creature from the arctic wastes of Finland. Can be used as a shoulder-mounted throwing type device.

Soft toy from IKEA.

Black and white striped weapon of mass distruction. Look out for the tongue.

by Calum Hutchison February 25, 2004

You betcha

Contraction of "you bet your...." (life, ass, money, etc.). Also "you betcher"

You betcha!
You betcher ass!

by p-chip August 21, 2009

Beechy

Homo-sapian, well so we think. The beechy is probably the least punctual person on the entire planet. Capable of random acts of extreme rage when provoked (especially when making remarks about his sister), the beechy is commonly found at the local watering hole, drowing his sorrows and trying to grab young females in their down stairs region!

Man did you see beechy with that chick, he's such a beechy!!

by G-Train September 6, 2005

belchard

a vile sexual act consisting of 1 of the people fucking the other up the arse and then sucking the reminisce out of the arse with a straw

steve was at a party at stumbled upon a couple performing the belchard, steve threw up in disgust.

by gnar_wicked_filf December 6, 2006