Jackin' the bean stock

When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.

Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.

Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.

by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008

bean stash

wirey thin mexican mustache

that bean stash is gross

by I dont like bean stashes September 12, 2005

bean shield

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

by afroman February 10, 2004

bean salad

(n:/) A salad inlcuding or consisting of beans. Including baked, kidney, green, string or others.

"Waiter, i would like to order a bean salad for starters please"

by Beak Appetit August 7, 2004

Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017

beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation

There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes

by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018