breaded up

having lots of money, dough, etc. and wasting it

"im so breaded up nigga i'll buy four more of dem shits and throw dem away

by x7r9mx November 29, 2010

Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.

Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!

by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012

bladed at a 45

A defensive posture to reduce target zone. Similar stance is used in martial arts bout.

I knocked his arm away at the elbow while I took a step back and bladed at a 45 degree angle.

by minion87 February 4, 2014

bearded kebab

hairy vagina

i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack

by terry the word smith September 20, 2003

Bearded Traveler

When a male purposely grows a large bush. In doing so cuts his bush and leaves the pubes remaining on his body then lets a girl perform oral sex thus the loose pubes getting on her face then making her a "bearded traveler."

"Oh dang that guy just made me his bearded traveler!"

by pubesinyourface55 July 30, 2009

Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.

Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!

by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010

bearded marby

A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.

Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.

The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.

Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up

by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010