Bare naked 

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.

1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.

Bare naked by Nobli July 2, 2015

bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.

"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."

bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017

bare travs

Bare travs translates literally as 'an excessive amount of travelling will be required to reach your destination.' See also, bare.

Joe: "Yo Sophie what college you applyin' for?"
Sophie: "Probs Nottingham."
Joe: "Man, that's bare travs!"
Sophie: "seen."

bare travs by Joe 'abe' Hall November 5, 2010

bare dickn

Bare Dickn (or bare dick’n) refers to unprotected sexual intercourse without use of a male condom or female condom (does anyone actually use those?). The penis is “bare” and in full glory.

I was bare dickn this hot chick last night. I hope I didn’t get her pregnant or we’ll need to go to the smishsmortion factory.

bare dickn by Deeznuts2769 January 20, 2018

bare with me 

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.

Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.

bare with me by QuacksO July 28, 2019

bare hilare 

A phrase used to describe somebody as very funny

"You Are Bare Hilare moit, yeah sick in the head and you knows what we does up here"

bare hilare by Lilscooter11 September 28, 2005

bare ugly 

larray

P1: “You’re bare ugly.”
P2: “Did you just call me a bear?”

bare ugly by cocklover22 March 8, 2020