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bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.
Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.
by QuacksO July 28, 2019
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bare hilare

A phrase used to describe somebody as very funny
"You Are Bare Hilare moit, yeah sick in the head and you knows what we does up here"
by Lilscooter11 September 28, 2005
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bare ugly

P1: “You’re bare ugly.”
P2: “Did you just call me a bear?”
by cocklover22 March 8, 2020
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bare munch

i have bare munch to eat in my crib
by jixxxie August 24, 2008
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Grisly Bare

A common occurence in horror movies. It refers to someone that is naked and being killed in a horrific fashion.
Bruce: Have you seen the latest Friday the 13th?

Ash: Yeah, man. That movie is full of grisly bares.
by Compro61 October 1, 2011
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Bare Chested

The state of being unclothed from the waist up.
by Mixed Bag August 9, 2009
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bare necessities

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
by Anonymouse_ April 4, 2009
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