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Porn Badger

Like every holiday has a mascot, Christmas = Santa, Easter = the Easter Bunny, St. Patrick's Day = Leprechaun, etc... Porn has the Porn Badger. Specifically the Porn Badger is responsible for the random, used, thrown out porn young teenagers find on the street, side walk or bushes. This is usually some of the first times Porn has been seen by these teenagers, and creats a vivid experience. And like most holiday related mascots, the Porn Badger fades away once these teenagers realize where that nasty used porn actually came from...
Johnny and Dave were walking down the sidewalk when they saw an amazing torn in half Hustler Magizine that the Porn Badger had left behind for them.
by Ira Goldbaum September 19, 2009
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dead badger

A really, really smelly fart, usually caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.
by Badger June 10, 2004
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Megel Bagel

Someone that is completely perfect in every way possible and brightens they lives of every person they come in contact with. She is beautiful, sweet, caring, loveable and more amazing than believed possible.
Yo, that girl over there is a megel bagel.
by jmeight August 30, 2010
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bagel bite

A trademarked product of Heinz. They are small pizza snacks using a mini bagel as the crust.
A small (2" diameter) mini bagel is sliced in half with tomato sauce, mozzarella and sometimes pepperoni or sausage placed on the cut side. This is baked, toasted or microwaved until the cheese is melted. They can be found in a grocery store freezer section, or made from scratch with the component ingredients.
James prepared some Bagel Bites for his friends as they watched the Super Bowl.
by Navarro May 13, 2004
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badger badger badger

A video about badgers, mushrooms and snakes of which several updated versions have been released such as the Christmas version, which has Badgers dressed as Santa, the mushrooms replaced by presents and the snake being replaced by a young Jesus Christ.

Repetitive genius.
by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005
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growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"
"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"
by Cluin September 2, 2003
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baberly

When you find someone attractive at first sight for any reason and

the way they talk or move their body makes them even more attractive.
"I was attracted to him the first time I saw him,
but watching him dance is making him straight baberly."
by GEMSOULANNA December 4, 2016
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