Baseball Bat

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

by Yevs October 14, 2011

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Baseball boobs

When a guy uses his dick to hit a girls boobs back and forth.

I can't believe she let me play baseball boobs with her last night!

by TranceItUp December 7, 2009

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Baseball Bat

A good weapon to whack bastards and getting a revenge

Matt: Whoa dude, why did you just smacked him with a bat?

Harvey: That guy is a total douchebag, he spilled a soda in my head, and stole my bag and hid it in a dumpster. So I smashed him with my baseball bat to get a revenge.

by fakebash November 26, 2010

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Baseball dick

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball

OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

by gяassfaiгy_вoi November 2, 2017

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world classic baseball

A baseball international game where U.S.A or Japan always get the champion and beat the fuck out of other countries. Surprisingly, the number 4 ranking baseball team Chinese Taipei never make it to the third round of WBC and the country China who suck at baseball attend every World Classic Baseball.

This year's world classic baseball's champion must be United States's.

by WbcCT February 19, 2017

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