Babybatter

n; Semen, Cum , Spooge , Nut , Nutbutter , Lil'swimmers ,Manbatter. Man milk

I shot a load of babybatter on that bitches face last nite!!

by A. Reyes August 16, 2004

babyshitter

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

by cords December 27, 2011

you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

by minskyy July 28, 2011

babysitting

Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 30, 2007

babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

by ily4 April 15, 2008

Babyshitter

A diaper

"Fuck Louise, I can’t change another babyshitter. Feed Timmy some percocets that'll block him up for awhile"

by Professor Precious March 4, 2015

Boatysitter

The act of starting as a drinking partner, and ending as captain of the hold-my-shoes-while-I-fall-over-and-yell extremities-at-random-people, boat.

"Codi was flopping by 12:30 and when I looked up everyone else had scattered..so I ended up being the boatysitter."

by The Pickle EC December 16, 2011