Broseph Kony

Your black friend who has a lot of kids and makes them work everyday usually cleaning non stop

Man that guy makes his kids work like hell.Yup, thats my Broseph Kony

by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013

Broseph

The highest level of broship between bromates. Brofficially the greatest achievement in brolife.

Ninja is the my absolute best broseph. She's bromine.

by Alix Jay October 23, 2012

brosephina

The female equivalent of broseph; a female friend.

Don't trip brosephina, the motocross race is still on for tonight.

by A Salamander. February 8, 2008

Chris Browned

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..

My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...

by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

botnet browser

(Noun) Internet slang for the web browser Google Chrome. Derogatory insinuation the web browser application replicates behaviors similar to malware in a botnet. Application behavior can include transmission of an inappropriate amount of browsing data to the company, update policies and difficulty in fully removing the application after uninstalling reminiscent of PUPs.

Additionally alludes to inappropriate integration of company services, i.e., past injection of advertisements in personal email through the gmail service based on key words and forcing You Tube patron to use their real name while integrating with Google +.

I couldn't install Arch last night on my Chromebook, so now I'm stuck with botnet browser.

by numbing_agent January 14, 2015

my mom is on the browser

when your teachers think you said you called your mom a porn star and really you said browser wich is a place to search things

when child yells during class my mom is on the browser

by lil catfood October 23, 2018

Brosephing

Talking to the brosephs while on the laptop, usually in a Starbuck's Coffee. More often than not, this is done by means of LinkedIN or Facebook. Reserved for those who take broseph chatting to a new level, even to the extent of Saturday/Friday night chatting with the brahs.

"Did you hit up the Buck's this morning for the A.M. brosephing session?"

by Malibu Worker July 3, 2008