Just a bit bigger than yours
Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021
Get the Average sizemug. The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013
Get the The Law of Averagesmug. The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.
Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.
by lordwussycat June 18, 2015
Get the Average Janemug. An average size for a penis
by Romaxx May 28, 2017
Get the average jakemug. A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"
Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"
Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"
Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
by T0rg0th April 3, 2009
Get the average dictionarymug. It isnt as intolerable as a Neurotypical, for an unusual easily misunderstood person but they still have a a significant 'normal factor' but to a slightly lesser extent and are still somewhat prim and proper and able to get somewhat easily weirded out by non - NA/NT ppl. NA which is a half sister of Neurotypical are terms coined by the autistic and Aspergers community to describe thise defined as 'normal' by society in general and of course other types of Developemental disabilities should be included as well in differentiation from NT's and NA's. NA's may occasionally exhibit very borderline but few traits of very mild Aspergers, but who hasn't? We've all had our awkwards moment, not that aspies and Autees are per say awkward.
Man that girl is so easily tripped out by most types of peculiarity, but at least she'll still talk to me, perhaps she is what I could call neuro-average, which is almost lie am NT but with smoother edges.
by Jay Leo May 27, 2014
Get the neuro-averagemug. by Callsign_Koschei November 21, 2022
Get the An average Nebraskanmug.