Average Hoe

The slutty equivalent to an average joe. A generic bitch that listens to the same music, looks the same, and who's personality is basically exactly the same to every other chick like her, and is completely replaceable in every meaning of the word.
Joe: Duuude your girlfriend's so fucking hot why the hell'd you dump her ass?
Bob: Man, she was just another average hoe. just as shallow and blonde as the next bitch!
by curlykickass June 26, 2009
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Average size

Just a bit bigger than yours
Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021
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The Law of Averages

The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.
Q: Gun control doesn’t work!

A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.

Q: 2nd amendment!

A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).

Q: The government is not taking my guns away!

A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.

Q: Government will not control me!

A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?

Q: Yes?

A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 02, 2013
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Average Jane

The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.
Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.
by lordwussycat June 14, 2015
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average bob

A simple person, who does not always grasp the concept at hand.
"Hey do you think Patrick can finish that report"
"I don't know he is kind of an average bob"
by _shameless_ March 26, 2014
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average dictionary

A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"

Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"

Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"
by T0rg0th April 03, 2009
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average jake

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.
by Romaxx May 28, 2017
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