Being the safest cars on earth, and upscale too, gives authority for us, to speed through 30 mph above the limit, turn to Whole Foods without a blinker, never stop, and pretend to drive over a person , scare them, but get stopped by our passenger detection system.
Suck it BMW. Respect mah Volvo authoritah!
Suck it BMW. Respect mah Volvo authoritah!
-New S60 drives at 70 mph on WF parking lot-
Guy on street: Ahhhhhh
-car stop s automatically-
Driver: RESPECT MAH VOLVO AUTHORITY!
Guy on street: Ahhhhhh
-car stop s automatically-
Driver: RESPECT MAH VOLVO AUTHORITY!
by AntiochBucktownYay December 31, 2015
Get the Volvo Authoritymug. by MorrowMorrow November 11, 2021
Get the Published Authormug. by Flower April 17, 2004
Get the Author's Loungemug. anyone who so called publishes nonsense on this website just because it says "author" on their account for this site. They act as if they're actually publishing something while no one wants to read their stupid shit, like sick sex acts such as Alabama hot pocket and Golden Gate bridge. SO WHAT. No one wants to read your sick fantasies.
by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009
Get the fake authormug. Ghost author is one of my pseudonymns.
Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.
Also known as %AD, Ghost Author will be making more of an appearance at a later date.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
Get the ghost authormug. Author's name is a sweet/hot/handsome/cool/edgy/awesome boy/girl who luvs you forever and is smart/intelligent and handsome/beautiful and he/she is sweet/awesome so cool :D :D :D.
Sinclair McJohn the Second (author's name)
If someone is sweet, hot, handsome, cool, and awesome and has a massive cock and sexy then they are a Sinclair McJohn the Second.
If someone is sweet, hot, handsome, cool, and awesome and has a massive cock and sexy then they are a Sinclair McJohn the Second.
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020
Get the Author's Namemug. by 11231232132115 October 21, 2021
Get the author csgomug.